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            <title><![CDATA[le tolci'o pe le snipa xrisobibliia / The Thing which is Old and is Relevant to the Sticky Bible]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2024 23:17:42 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[.i la .varik. cu tolmo'i le du'u vo'a rejgau VARIK forgets that VARIK records the thing.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>.i la .varik. cu tolmo'i le du'u vo'a rejgau</p>
<p>VARIK forgets that VARIK records the thing.</p>
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            <media:title type="plain">le tolci'o pe le snipa xrisobibliia / The Thing which is Old and is Relevant to the Sticky Bible</media:title>
            <media:description type="plain">.i la .varik. cu tolmo'i le du'u vo'a rejgau VARIK forgets that VARIK records the thing.</media:description>
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            <title><![CDATA[le co'e ja sma'ara skina be le su'u la .varik. cu terxra la'o zoi. JUDASTRAINWRECK .zoi. noi ke'a ckemono co'e]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2024 21:30:30 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[la .lojban.ni'o ni'o la .varik. cu bacru skicu tu'a le su'u vo'a terxra ko'a goi la'oi .JUDASTRAINWRECK. kei fo le .lojban. ke sma'ara co'e ni'o la .varik. cu masno lo nu vo'a bacru cusku  .i filri'a la'e di'u fa le su'u ga je la .varik. ...]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[la .lojban.
<p>ni'o ni'o la .varik. cu bacru skicu tu'a le su'u vo'a terxra ko'a goi la'oi .JUDASTRAINWRECK. kei fo le .lojban. ke sma'ara co'e</p>
<p>ni'o la .varik. cu masno lo nu vo'a bacru cusku  .i filri'a la'e di'u fa le su'u ga je la .varik. cu masno lo nu pensi gi cafne fa lo nu la .varik. cu co'e ja klama fi le se zvati be le snaveitci... kei je lo nu la .varik. cu tolmo'i lo du'u la .varik. cu cusku ma kau</p>
<p>ni'o cumki fa lo nu co'e ja rapli fa lo nu la .varik. cu troci lo ka ce'u skicu tu'a le su'u la .varik. cu terxra ko'a  .i krinu fa le su'u la .varik. na prane le ka ce'u nelci... kei kei noi krinu ke'a fa le su'u ga je co'e gi ga je la .varik. cu dukseka le ka ce'u denpa... kei je ku'i cu fliba lo nu bacru ba lo nu la .varik. cu cusku le cmevla gi ga je la .varik. cu fliba lo nu co'e zo fi zo jmina... kei jenai cu skina dragau gi la .varik. cu troci lo ka ce'u na'e ru'e smasku co'e... kei le milxe be le ka ce'u se tolnei la .varik.</p>
<p>ni'o la .varik. cu skina cusku... je rapsku lo se du'u vo'a djica curmi lo nu cusku lo se du'u ma kau cfila le pixra ja le skina ja zo'e</p>
English
<p>"$T$" denotes "JUDASTRAINWRECK", which is a drawing.</p>
<p>VARIK vocally describes that VARIK draws $T$.  The description is a Lojbanic ASMR-thing.</p>
<p>VARIK slowly speaks.  That (VARIK slowly thinks, and frequent is that VARIK moves away-from the location of the microphone, and frequent is that VARIK forgets about the stuff which is communicated by VARIK) facilitates that VARIK slowly speaks.</p>
<p>Possible is that VARIK "repeats" that VARIK attempts that VARIK describes that VARIK creates $T$.  A justification is that (false is that VARIK perfectly likes), which is justified by that (VARIK excessively pauses... but fails to pause for cmevla, and VARIK fails to use (for "jmina") "fi" and fails to rectify, and VARIK attempts (with a result which is disliked by VARIK) that "whispers" or does whatever).</p>
<p>VARIK repeatedly states that VARIK welcomes describing flaws (of the drawing, the video, the description, or whatever).</p>
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            <media:title type="plain">le co'e ja sma'ara skina be le su'u la .varik. cu terxra la'o zoi. JUDASTRAINWRECK .zoi. noi ke'a ckemono co'e</media:title>
            <media:description type="plain">la .lojban.ni'o ni'o la .varik. cu bacru skicu tu'a le su'u vo'a terxra ko'a goi la'oi .JUDASTRAINWRECK. kei fo le .lojban. ke sma'ara co'e ni'o la .varik. cu masno lo nu vo'a bacru cusku  .i filri'a la'e di'u fa le su'u ga je la .varik. ...</media:description>
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            <title><![CDATA[le skina be le su'u la .varik. cu terxra la'oi .JUDASTRAINWRECK... be'o poi ku'i ke'a claxu lo bacru snavei]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2024 03:12:45 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[ni'o la .varik. cu fanva le cmene le glibau la .lojban. zoi glibau. The Video (which Depicts that VARIK Draws "JUDASTRAINWRECK") and Lacks a Voice Recording .glibau. ni'o na sma'ara co'e  .i ranji fa le nu la .varik. cu zu'edji ko'a goi lo ka ce'...]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ni'o la .varik. cu fanva le cmene le glibau la .lojban. zoi glibau. The Video (which Depicts that VARIK Draws "JUDASTRAINWRECK") and Lacks a Voice Recording .glibau.<br />
ni'o na sma'ara co'e  .i ranji fa le nu la .varik. cu zu'edji ko'a goi lo ka ce'u bacru je se jbobau ke skicu ja ciksi tu'a le su'u la .varik. cu terxra  .i ku'i ca ko'e goi le nu la .varik. cu cusku dei kei la .varik. cu toldji lo nu la .varik. cu bacru</p>
<p>"The Video (which Depicts that VARIK Draws "JUDASTRAINWRECK") and Lacks a Voice Recording" is an English translation of the name.<br />
Is not an ASMR thing.  But that (VARIK intends to Lojbanically and vocally describe/explain that VARIK draws) continues.  But that (VARIK writes the current thing) is contemporaneous with that VARIK is reluctant to vocalise.</p>
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            <title><![CDATA[le fegli pe la roljbogu'e]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2024 21:20:33 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[ni'o la .varik. cu zukyjdipei lo ka ce'u bacru ke jbobau skicu tu'a le su'u vo'a terxra la'oi .THROWTHOSEPICTURESDOWNTHELANE... kei je ku'i ke cu ci'au .oi le su'u ko'a goi le xrapoi cu slilu co'e kei je cu toldji lo nu vo'a pilno lo fegli je xrap...]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ni'o la .varik. cu zukyjdipei lo ka ce'u bacru ke jbobau skicu tu'a le su'u vo'a terxra la'oi .THROWTHOSEPICTURESDOWNTHELANE... kei je ku'i ke cu ci'au .oi le su'u ko'a goi le xrapoi cu slilu co'e kei je cu toldji lo nu vo'a pilno lo fegli je xrapoi lo sma'ara co'e</p>
<p>.i ma filri'a lo nu la .varik. cu xagzengau pe'a ko'a le ka tu'a ce'u pluka</p>
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            <title><![CDATA[agh duh]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ni'o cumki fa lo nu mabla ri'a le su'u ga je co'e gi pa moi lo'i nu la .varik. cu kelci ko'a goi la'o glibau. Unreal Tournament .glibau. kei poi detri ke'a fa li renoreci pi'e papa pi'e repa  .i ku'i ranji fa le nu la .varik. cu ba'e mutce le ka c...]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ni'o cumki fa lo nu mabla ri'a le su'u ga je co'e gi pa moi lo'i nu la .varik. cu kelci ko'a goi la'o glibau. Unreal Tournament .glibau. kei poi detri ke'a fa li renoreci pi'e papa pi'e repa  .i ku'i ranji fa le nu la .varik. cu ba'e mutce le ka ce'u nelci ko'a</p>
<p>ni'o la .varik. cu mutce le ka ce'u senpi le du'u curmi lo nu pilno zo'e ja la'oi .Unlicense. tu'a le skina be le su'u kelci ko'a</p>
<p>ni'o temci notci mabla  .i mabla fa zo'e ja le me'oi .NTP. co'e pe la'oi .Linux.</p>
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            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A version which features improved audio is revealed!<br />
This video depicts the creation of "DANCINGONTHEROOFSHOOTINGHOLESINTHEMOON", which is visible at <a href="https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44608598/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44608598/</a>.  Sadly, no useful information is really discernible.  But VARIK hopes that the audio track is still a bit interesting.</p>
<p>ue'iru'e gubgau le versiio poi vasru le sance poi se xagzengau<br />
.no'i ko'a goi ti poi xrapoi cu xrapoi le nu zbasu la'oi DANCINGONTHEROOFSHOOTINGHOLESINTHEMOON poi kibzva <a href="https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44608598/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44608598/</a> kei ku la .varik.  .i .uinai na tcecumki le nu tilvi'a ko'a  .i ku'i la .varik. sorpa'a le nu le sance po ko'a cu cinri</p>
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            <description><![CDATA[A version which features improved audio is revealed! This video is a speedpaint which depicts the creation of "BROKEDOWNOUTINADITCHOFOLDRUBBISH", which is visible at https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44537942/. ue'iru'e gubgau le versiio poi vas...]]></description>
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<p>ue'iru'e gubgau le versiio poi vasru le sance poi se xagzengau<br />
.no'i ti poi xrapoi cu me la'oi speedpaint gi'e xrapoi le nu zbasu la'oi BROKEDOWNOUTINADITCHOFOLDRUBBISH poi kibzva la'o gy. <a href="https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44537942/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44537942/</a> .gy</p>
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<p>ko'a goi ti poi xrapoi cu me la'oi speedpaint gi'e xrapoi le nu la .varik. zbasu la'oi HOLLYWOODFREAKSONTHEHOLLYWOODSCENE poi kibzva la'o gy. <a href="https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44309832/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44309832/</a> .gy kei la .varik.  .i ko'a smimlu le drata me la'oi speedpaint xrapoi be fi la .varik. ki'u le nu le sance po ko'a cu vasru le bebyselba'u be la .varik.</p>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2021 19:04:57 GMT</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[This video depicts the creation of "WESTERNUNIONSOFTHECOUNTRYWESTERNS", which is a drawing which VARIK has created. Additionally, VARIK blathers on and on in a hopefully interesting manner. VARIK apologises for the terrible video quality; this vi...]]></description>
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Additionally, VARIK blathers on and on in a hopefully interesting manner.</p>
<p>VARIK apologises for the terrible video quality; this video is recorded using FFMPEG's AVI output such that no "quality" options are specified.  When no "quality" options are specified, FFMPEG's AVI output can look a bit poo.</p>
<p>The finished version of "WESTERNUNIONSOFTHECOUNTRYWESTERNS" is visible at <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/view/43917394/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">http://www.furaffinity.net/view/43917394/</a>, <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/varikvalefor/art/WESTERNUNIONSOFTHECOUNTRYWESTERNS-893261634" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">http://www.deviantart.com/varikvalefor/art/WESTERNUNIONSOFTHECOUNTRYWESTERNS-893261634</a>, <a href="http://www.sofurry.com/view/1768396" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">http://www.sofurry.com/view/1768396</a>, and <a href="http://inkbunny.net/s/2552183" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">http://inkbunny.net/s/2552183</a>.</p>
<p>As ever, criticism is welcomed with "open arms".</p>
<p>This description is written using the good old ed(1).</p>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2021 00:20:27 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[WARNING.  The thing which is created in this video is of a mildly outright pornographic nature. DISCLAIMER.  Regarding "you're ruining the reputation of the ASMR stuff": Although this video depicts the creation of a pornographic ...]]></description>
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<p>DISCLAIMER.  Regarding "you're ruining the reputation of the ASMR stuff": Although this video depicts the creation of a pornographic drawing, this video is not intended to be erotic; as such, this video should not TOO greatly harm the reputation of the ASMR scene.</p>
<p>This video depicts the creation of "DOYOULIKESTEAKSAUCEONYOURSTEAK", which is a drawing for which VARIK is responsible.</p>
<p>Apparently, the combination of uaudio(4) and the Zoom H4 discards some low-frequency sounds; as such, in this video, VARIK sounds a bit goofy.  Hopefully, the audio is still <em>somewhat</em> pleasant.</p>
<p>The "clean" version of this drawing is visible at <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/view/44133246" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">http://www.furaffinity.net/view/44133246</a>, <a href="http://inkbunny.net/s/2556558" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">http://inkbunny.net/s/2556558</a>, <a href="http://www.sofurry.com/view/1773927" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">http://www.sofurry.com/view/1773927</a>, and <a href="http://e621.net/posts/2972707" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">http://e621.net/posts/2972707</a>.<br />
Versions which feature jizzle are available at similar places.</p>
<p>As mentioned in the video, criticism is welcomed.</p>
<p>This description is ALSO written with the good old ed(1).</p>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2021 22:47:31 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS BRIEF NUDITY!!! This video depicts portions of the creation of "WESTERNUNIONSOFTHECOUNTRYWESTERNS", which is a drawing which VARIK creates. The completed version of this drawing is visible at http://www.deviantart.com...]]></description>
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<p>This video series begins as a celebration of the 21st birthday of <em>Deus Ex</em>.  Happy birthday, you beautiful bastard.<br />
Additionally, game director WARREN SPECTOR: thanks for creating the best damned video game the world has ever seen.</p>
<p>The frame rate is crap because VARIK accidentally records this video with the VP9 codec, as opposed to the relatively fast H.264 codec.  This video shall eventually be re-recorded.  In the meantime, enjoy crap-o-vision.</p>
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            <description><![CDATA[WARNING: This video features great amounts of directionless rambling. The character who is featured in this video is VARIK's unnamed "fursona".  All existing reference sheets for this character are outdated; as such, VARIK should eventually creat...]]></description>
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<p>The character who is featured in this video is VARIK's unnamed "fursona".  All existing reference sheets for this character are outdated; as such, VARIK should eventually create a new reference sheet for this character, possibly after uniquely naming this character.</p>
<p>The video footage looks like crap because a 1024x768 screen and a 1920x1080 screen are recorded at a combined resolution of 1024x768; after noticing that a recording error occurs, VARIK tosses image quality through the proverbial window and cheesily stretches the target display's portion of the frame such that the target display fills the frame.</p>
<p>As stated multiple times, CRITICISM IS DESIRED!!!</p>
<p>UPDATE: The crappy microphone setup is visible at <a href="http://varikvalefor.neocities.org/jankymic.png" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">http://varikvalefor.neocities.org/jankymic.png</a>.</p>
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Specifically, the following functions are discussed:<br />
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<p>Vim is used as the text editor, and GHC is used as the compiler.</p>
<p>The thumbnail image is a "parody" of a drawing which VARIK made on 202003.  The original drawing is visible at <a href="https://d.facdn.net/art/varikvalefor/1593156750/1593156750.varikvalefor_20200414042645-03.jpg" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://d.facdn.net/art/varikvalefor/1593156750/1593156750.varikvalefor_20200414042645-03.jpg</a>.</p>
<p>Criticism is appreciated.</p>
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